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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the extra benefits of a smart TV?

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is there a housing crisis in Europe?

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Chesterfield man reverses diabetes after losing seven stone - BBC

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

'28 Years Later' Marketing Hid Mother-Son Tearjerker Due to Studio Worries - Variety

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Glen Powell’s Ex Speaks Out on Actor Leaning Into Sydney Sweeney Romance Rumors to Boost ‘Anyone But You’ Publicity: ‘I Felt Like I Was Fed to the Dogs’ - Variety

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Do narcissists love their children?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Tucker Barnhart Elects Free Agency - MLB Trade Rumors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

'I did a bit of a dance': Detectorist finds gold 'mourning ring' engraved with skull and date in UK field - Live Science

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Michael Cole Reveals Which Match Will Main Event WWE Money In The Bank On Pre-Show - Wrestling Inc.

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..